- A deep and prolonged audible inspiration or respiration of air, as when fatigued, frustrated, grieved, or relieved; the act of sighing.
- A growl of anger or disappointment.
I have spent the last several days in a state of "sigh,grr,pfft" After realizing this, I started noticing that not only was I feeling "sigh,grr,pfft"... but I was renaming things because of it.
1. Maxi Pad - now renamed "Comfort Sucker" because, well, that's what it does.
2. Tampon - renamed "Comfort sucker on a stick" see #1
3. Wrist Brace - renamed "stupid, friggin 2 by 4 strapped to my arm" no explanation needed.
4. Coffee - renamed "Life giving substance" (see don't these words just make more sense? I mean really... what does coffee actually mean?)
5. Our youngest cat Sora - renamed "ass-hat-cat" see pictures below
(Sora in our overhead kitchen light fixture)
6. Our older cat Adso - renamed "Mommy man-cat" see pics below
(Adso, grooming and protecting Sora while he slept on their "blankie")
7. Dollar Tree - now renamed "Cheap Man's Mecca" and a place I could spend my entire paycheck in one run.
8. Our 2 year old goldfish 'Memo' (yes I know it's Nemo, but Josh will fight you on that for hours) has been renamed "Dead Fish Swimming" due to the fact that he will.not.die. Seriously. The only time I clean his tank is when I literally cannot see him anymore.
(Note the green algae and stagnant water,
I think he actually likes it better this way)
I think he actually likes it better this way)
9. Tolkien's 'Silmarillion' - now renamed "book from Middle-Earth Hell" considering I've been trying to read it for about 2 months now, and I'm not done yet. (It's never taken me 3 weeks to read a book before. Well, except the Bible)
10. Facebook - renamed "that place I HATE because my farm won't load and everybody else's facebook has updated but not mine and I can't do anything on there and I hate it!"
Sigh. ......grrrrr..... Pfft!
Sounds like you're having a bit of a rough time. Hope things turn around for you.
ReplyDeleteI love you babe! I totally get #1, #2, #9 and #10!
ReplyDeleteI won't go into #1 and #2 because they are fairly self explanatory if you are a woman!
#9, I've started to read this book more times that I'd rather count and have yet to make it past chapter 1....
#10, no comment...